Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,025 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (195/320 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Medals Earned: 8/18 (75/460 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (120/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (295/500 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the Airbus A380
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
